Tuesday, January 24, 2012

TORNADO: The Sequel

Welcome to the South were we have not one, but TWO tornado seasons!

Our unusually warm January weather made for the perfect climate for some nasty weather, and at 4:00-ish yesterday morning, a tornado tore through parts of the Birmingham Metro area.

By now, I'm sure you've seen James Spann on the national news (smart guy, we love him here) and saw the pictures of devestation.

This time, the tornado chose as it's target the Centerpoint/Clay/Chalkville/Pinson area. And, my office.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Never So Happy To Be A Tiger!

Oh my goodness! I have NEVER been so glad to be a Tiger in all of my life.

Apparently, some bammer has been filmed rubbing his private parts all over the face of some LSU fan at Krystal's in the Big Easy!


The "victim" in question, apparently at one point, drunk and beligerant, (aren't they always in stories such as these?) passes out at a table in Krystal's. He is surrounded by bammers, who are all laughing and amoung other things, stacking Krystal boxes on his sleeping head, pouring Coca-Cola on him and sticking their fingers up his nose. Then, this guy comes into the frame, drops his shorts and tries to put his "parts" in the sleeping guys ear! He does it more than once! What is amazing is that all the other bammers are standing around watching (and at least one is still fiming). I can see a kid in the background, wearing a black apron. I can only assume that this kid is from Krystal's, but not really certain. Finally, someone pulls the guy off of him.

I've seen it with my own eyes...well, sort of. I've seen it peeking through my splayed fingers, but I'm pretty sure he's guilty. And the sad part of it is, this is not a student/student-aged person.

This was a full grown man!

Now the saddest part of all is that, while they did arrest the bammer fan, they can't do anything to him unless the LSU fan comes forward to press charges.

Here is a link to one of many news stories regarding the incident.

Now, I have a few questions:
How drunk do you have to be to pass out in public?
How drunk do you have to be to drop your shorts and try to have "relations" with some guy's ear?
How do you stand around and watch?
How do you film it?!
How can you let this act go unpunished, and NOT come forward?
How can you come forward when you have been made a laughing-stock?

I don't think bammers have been this embarrassed since Harvey Updyke!

On the other hand...it's GREAT to be an Auburn Tiger =)


Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Well Thank Goodness That's Over

Well thank goodness that's over.

Now I have to listen to the bammers gloat and ponitificate for the rest of the year.

But I will say that something interesting has come of it. The bammer nation can't count.

ESPN is reporting that this is only their 9th National Championship.

Where do they get 14?

As a matter of fact, ONLY the bammer nation is saying there are 14.
Everyone else reports there are only 9.
Could all those media sources be wrong??

Decide for yourself.

Monday, January 9, 2012

geaux tigers or roll tide...Who Cares?

Really....who cares?

Both are overinflated blow hards.

I'm hoping for a miracle...that the game is scoreless and neither wins.

A girl can dream, right?

Friday, January 6, 2012

One Really Long Day.

Well today was one really long day. I mean reeeeeaaaallllllllllllyyy long.

I already knew I'd have to stay 30 minutes over to cover for one of my closing shift people who was on vacation today. Not bad

Then one of my opening shift people called in!

I didn't have anyone else to cover! Guess who that leaves......me.

So I came in an hour early too. I'm exhausted =(

And this last 15 minutes is killing me.

Why do the longest days always start slowing down at the end?

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Paying for Washing Clothes on New Years

Okay, today I'm paying for Darling Hubby washing clothes on New Year's.

I'm about to pull my hair out and I can feel my heartbeat in my eyeballs.

And everyone is looking at their little puzzle piece rather than looking at the big picture.


Sunday, January 1, 2012


Is that the sound of my washer?!

Darling Hubby is washing clothes!!! On New Year's Day!!!!!!!!

Is he crazy?!?!

My grandmother is rolling over in her grave right now!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear Meow-Meow...it wasn't me...I know better!

If we are cursed this year, it's all on him!!!

>circle, circle, spit, spit, and a pinch of salt over left shoulder <